Tumblr (3.0; @mysticalmugspyhumanoid)https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174996310239https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174996310239Sun, 17 Jun 2018 23:08:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neophyte-redglare.tumblr.com/post/148786322439">neophyte-redglare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-width="263" data-orig-height="284"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/854e5b124f15f71e7055025b07713ff6/tumblr_inline_obqwp1vka51rp3wbg_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="263" data-orig-height="284"/></figure></p> <p>fat chicken</p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174903462049https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174903462049Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:41:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beefycurtains.tumblr.com/post/68754037164/opens-photobooth-to-take-selfie-maybe-some">beefycurtains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*opens photobooth to take selfie*</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="386" data-orig-width="474" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3124728fe7d61621892f822ef539cb1/tumblr_inline_mx5yqh1jk01rlbp3x.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3124728fe7d61621892f822ef539cb1/tumblr_inline_p7g6b7dQ7A1s48u4s_540.jpg" data-orig-height="386" data-orig-width="474" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3124728fe7d61621892f822ef539cb1/tumblr_inline_mx5yqh1jk01rlbp3x.jpg"/></figure></p> <p>“maybe some other time”</p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174903454909https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174903454909Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:41:11 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2baf0b795f25e2229c7c4233f4653e4b/tumblr_obf9rlKbsJ1sv83imo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/687f06d00d40ca090eee843f92b9ba32/tumblr_obf9rlKbsJ1sv83imo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e8bf01a5f589de347b1e37604040dcce/tumblr_obf9rlKbsJ1sv83imo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174735715929https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174735715929Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:45:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dracch.tumblr.com/post/68330804878/reblog-if-you-see-your-fandom">dracch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> <li>Waluigi</li> </ul></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174735684234https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174735684234Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:44:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afgaganistan.tumblr.com/post/39615673062/flipping-your-pillow-over-to-the-cold-side">afgaganistan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>flipping your pillow over to the cold side</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df367cc8039a94c556bdcc55593599d4/tumblr_inline_mg2vpnHtx71rwcfir.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df367cc8039a94c556bdcc55593599d4/tumblr_inline_p7ix1vEqPI1s48u4s_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df367cc8039a94c556bdcc55593599d4/tumblr_inline_mg2vpnHtx71rwcfir.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700489504https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700489504Fri, 08 Jun 2018 15:37:45 -0400<p><a href="http://playingthegameoflife.tumblr.com/post/150324323290/catch-these-hands-with-your-hands-were-holding" class="tumblr_blog">playingthegameoflife</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice</p></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700481664https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700481664Fri, 08 Jun 2018 15:37:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moonofficial.tumblr.com/post/140671871194">moonofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky<br/> my joints: *crack*</p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700438144https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700438144Fri, 08 Jun 2018 15:35:33 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/afed232b3c87de9e8ccccb2b9a351193/tumblr_nvd5m4bgoz1tx9b8zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c3ce23ce0e48bedc156439f63435d34f/tumblr_nvd5m4bgoz1tx9b8zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-weebs.tumblr.com/post/130239613914">spooky-weebs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fondface.tumblr.com/post/130029782389">fondface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wildest dreams // Taylor Swift</p> </blockquote> <p>I hate this </p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700332319https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700332319Fri, 08 Jun 2018 15:31:05 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36af88934d319df16300e0b74d95abb0/tumblr_npr57p1rQN1s5scnxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700278144https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700278144Fri, 08 Jun 2018 15:28:52 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/718e5217eedda24f909734ab1452f8fb/tumblr_otnzepDnfu1u62sqvo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://golfgalaxy.tumblr.com/post/163420603996/kendorikkulamaru-chan-golfgalaxy-rare-fish" class="tumblr_blog">golfgalaxy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://kendorikkulamaru-chan.tumblr.com/post/163419678855/golfgalaxy-rare-fish-please-no-questions-why" class="tumblr_blog">kendorikkulamaru-chan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://golfgalaxy.tumblr.com/post/163419626571/rare-fish-please-no-questions" class="tumblr_blog">golfgalaxy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>rare fish. please no questions</p></blockquote> <p>why would a fish need sunglasses</p> </blockquote> <p>what the hell i just say</p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700262659https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174700262659Fri, 08 Jun 2018 15:28:10 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9eb2db3e5b3ac0a61815f26ed4de8d04/tumblr_p9lqreXfen1tod22po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wanderlust-and-rainbows.tumblr.com/post/174446843311/bi-flag-inspired-moodboard" class="tumblr_blog">wanderlust-and-rainbows</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Bi flag inspired moodboard.</p></blockquote> <p>Oof my bi heart loves this aesthetic💙💜</p>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174536296609https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174536296609Sun, 03 Jun 2018 13:30:41 -0400<p><a href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/59815482855/i-romantically-stand-outside-your-window-and-hold" class="tumblr_blog">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first</p></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174536256164https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174536256164Sun, 03 Jun 2018 13:29:23 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d6054d94224db059f82b8553a01b0f89/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8a2bedd5549309a0af36e7627fcf695/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d6b4e66475d0c93dd217c0e249f5406e/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1507dc1601f0217d36abca71602a52da/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/150e50054bf8c59506cedbe48e96cb11/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5e5853cbada104b27251b22a5f82650/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/79a44b581fe7af7eae8c807f7113a9d9/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/32112addd0d78678a0282a6a7954cdb3/tumblr_p9noadGsvo1u5b4o8o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://bisappho.tumblr.com/post/174505107965/michaelceralesbian-have-some-michael-cera-pride" class="tumblr_blog">bisappho</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://michaelceralesbian.tumblr.com/post/174472451709/have-some-michael-cera-pride-icons-from-your" class="tumblr_blog">michaelceralesbian</a>:</p><blockquote><p>have some michael cera pride icons from your friendly neighborhood lesbian</p></blockquote> <p>these are fucking hysterical </p></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174505220179https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174505220179Sat, 02 Jun 2018 14:28:51 -0400<p><a href="http://districtless.tumblr.com/post/174462248049/not-all-men-youre-right-thor-son-of-odin" class="tumblr_blog">districtless</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“not all men”</p><p>you’re right. Thor, son of Odin, king of Asgard, god of Thunder, protector of Lesbians, feminist icon, actual cinnamon roll, the strongest avenger, would never do that</p></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174483761214https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174483761214Fri, 01 Jun 2018 21:21:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d21b6e68b36906bcc32547e552a60b90/tumblr_n4hwiiL5DT1r9qk1io1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408340204https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408340204Wed, 30 May 2018 13:50:35 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/42e4d2cbae1875868b29bd53ca6b07c7/tumblr_oa8o6gNPEY1vv0e16o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408240829https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408240829Wed, 30 May 2018 13:46:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iswearimnotnaked.tumblr.com/post/76837529988">iswearimnotnaked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="344" data-orig-width="310" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1b8c4858639cf7ccbb45203b98714c4/tumblr_inline_n13b42Ad6L1r5vx5c.jpg"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1b8c4858639cf7ccbb45203b98714c4/tumblr_inline_p7v0ymetov1s48u4s_540.jpg" data-orig-height="344" data-orig-width="310" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1b8c4858639cf7ccbb45203b98714c4/tumblr_inline_n13b42Ad6L1r5vx5c.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408237309https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408237309Wed, 30 May 2018 13:46:22 -0400<p><a href="https://i-am-a-fish.tumblr.com/post/174407939637/the-valiant-valkyrie-i-am-a-fish-hi-id-like" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-a-fish</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://the-valiant-valkyrie.tumblr.com/post/174407790111/i-am-a-fish-hi-id-like-to-order-two-tacos" class="tumblr_blog">the-valiant-valkyrie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://i-am-a-fish.tumblr.com/post/174407742657/hi-id-like-to-order-two-tacos-please-hold-the" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-a-fish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hi I’d like to order two tacos please hold the cheese, no sour cream no meat, no lettuce I hate lettuce please no tomatoes, no beans no sauce, no olives no fucking guac no cooking it no nothing do nothing just give me the shells you bastard</p> <h1> <b>give me the shells</b>.</h1> </blockquote> <p>hord or smoft sir</p> </blockquote><h1><b><i>You’re about to get the shittiest yelp review of all time</i></b>.</h1></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408095534https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408095534Wed, 30 May 2018 13:40:39 -0400<p><a href="https://afterhoursdani.tumblr.com/post/174144527373/one-time-i-kissed-my-girlfriend-while-we-were-out" class="tumblr_blog">afterhoursdani</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>One time I kissed my girlfriend while we were out and a little girl looked at us with such amazement like</p><p>“That’s an option?!?!” </p></blockquote>https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408084009https://mysticalmugspyhumanoid.tumblr.com/post/174408084009Wed, 30 May 2018 13:40:12 -0400